Kris Vangalis was born into a white middle class family, that moved to the land of the soccer moms (Oak Creek Wisconsin) when he was of the tender age of four. His father was a brilliant artist, and he strived to be just that. Later in life however he began to settle for mediocrity, and began to just say eh. This is now the only known sound he can make. He now spends his days making comics about dolphin cops, gender stereotypes, and Batman fan fictions. Deal with it.